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So, let's break The Orbitor® down, shall we?
Problem: The Orbitor® is one guy that no straight male wants to be. The problem is simple: he fails to realize that by listening to her complain about her life, or some other dude rather than himself, he is enabling her to completely “friend zone” him, and he’s digging his own grave by listening to her.
That doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be friend – be her friend obviously, but make it clear that you’re interested in her from the start; actually being her close friend is not an option.
You can’t be a close friend and be interested in her at the same time, it just doesn’t work that way. She needs to be complaining about you to her girls, not complaining to YOU about some other dude. Man up.
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| A question the Orbitor must ask himself at some point. |
Solution(s): Fortunately, there are a number of ways to NOT be an Orbitor®. Here are some suggestions:
a) Grow some cojones. These are a must. By restoring this God-given gift to man, you will learn that it is okay to stand up for yourself and man up. You will also realize that you no longer have to pretend being interested in her pointless rambles about other douchebags who presumably had the cojones that you are missing by trying to get with her.
After the restoration of your cojones, you will begin to notice that she’s probably a lot more annoying than you remembered her being pre-cojones. Pre-cojones = similar to beer goggles. Cojones = sober man-valuation (evaluation) of your target.
b) After supplementing or regaining said cojones, tell her that you’re interested (NOT how you “feel”....deep feelings should not exist pre-relationship). Better yet, just kiss the girl. Actions speak louder than words with women.
(Again, that sound you just heard was 10 women applauding in approval to that sentence)
c) If she tries to friend zone you when doing the above, or begins any sentence with “Listen, you’re a really sweet guy, but....”, WALK OUT IMMEDIATELY. You don’t even have to let her finish. She is giving you the dreaded friend-zone speech no guy wants/needs to listen to. Just leave.
You have no chance, so that’s your hint that it’s time to move on to the next one.
d) The easiest and simplest solution: find other girls while simultaneously talking to her less. Talk to other girls, and for the love of God, don’t Orbit these girls like you did the last one. If you’re a habitual Orbitor®, you have deeper problems – get help immediately. One female Orbit is okay; more than one is unhealthy.
e) If you have applied option D properly and she is somewhat attracted to you, you will notice that she will start feeling neglected of your attention and will now give you the ever elusive "chance” with her, as if she dictates when and who you will be interested in. Say NO.
She is giving you a test to see whether you now have actual grown real cojones, or merely artificial ones. Psychologically, she only wants you because she knows other girl(s) want you now. This is your big (yet simple) “fuck you” moment, so use it wisely. A simple “I’m sorry, but I only see you as a friend” will do. At this point, she’s orbiting® you. If you get to this point, feel free to pat yourself on the back.
She is giving you a test to see whether you now have actual grown real cojones, or merely artificial ones. Psychologically, she only wants you because she knows other girl(s) want you now. This is your big (yet simple) “fuck you” moment, so use it wisely. A simple “I’m sorry, but I only see you as a friend” will do. At this point, she’s orbiting® you. If you get to this point, feel free to pat yourself on the back.
Most guys learn about interacting with and dealing with females the hard way. Some dudes get it, and some guys have to work at it. I’m a bit of both. I’ve been in the Orbitor scenario before, and when I realized my predicament, I had a big “on to the next one” moment and moved on quickly. Realizing that you are trapped in an Orbit is the hard part.
Consult your bros, for they will tell you that you're an idiot very bluntly....either that or they'll say the girl is ugly and you will feel better.
Consult your bros, for they will tell you that you're an idiot very bluntly....either that or they'll say the girl is ugly and you will feel better.
If you’re currently an Orbitor, you will soon realize that there are too many girls out there, and to focus all your time and energy into one who’s never going to invest the same amount on you is a waste of life.
Move on.
Here’s to The Orbitor® – every (attractive) girl has them, and every guy who is unaware of their own lack of game falls into the trap of being one.
Don’t be that guy.
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By: Gaurav P.
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